Where My Boozy Bitchez At?
What I offer
Full body flavors with a good kick but not enough to fuck your shit up too seriously… but seriously no light weights. The Boozy Baker offers amazing flavors with a Boozy Twist!
Fredy Phoenix
has been baking since he was a kid. His baking journey took him from burning rice krispy treats to pulling his cast iron skillets from a stone. One day he toured a bourbon distillery and had the greatest idea of his life! Unfortunately one hangover later that idea was gone but there was bourbon everywhere including the baked goods. Lo the Boozy Baker was born! *burp*
As a self proclaimed mad scientist there is no recipe he hasn’t added his own ideas. After much experimentation these are the recipes that have stood the test of time, Tradition with a modern twist.
Advance orders only!
No Online Orders as I am too small an operation for that…sorry *burp*
Range of choice
My Desserts
Bundt Cakes
Secret family recipes passed down from generation to generation. Not my family but someone’s…
Pies
Pies just like your alcoholic grandma used to make for you but without the ass-whooping unless you start running your mouth.
Cheese Cakes
Bite into the smoothest, most delicious, and boozy cheesecakes. Sumptuous flavors from hazelnut to coffee to watermelon to booze.
Cinnamon Rolls
Light airy cinnamon rolls with baked goodness inside, topped with boozy cream cheese frosting in all sort of fruit flavors. This is by far the best way to get lit!
Boozy Marshmallows
Bitchez, don’t even get me started on these fluffy clouds of boozy delight, why break the terms of your restraining order like any old asshole? Be a little more classy, yea?
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Our fresh desserts made to Order
Mango Mezcal Margarita Cheesecake
OOOOOweeee all the flavor of Mexico in this Mango Cheesecake. Lime, Mezcal, Mango and Tajin all get loose with it …
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Watermelon Margarita Marshmallows
Imagine a cloud of fluffy watermelon goodness on top of another cloud of sweet and sour watermelon goodness greatness! These …
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Testimonials
Customer reviews
The moment I first bit into the Classic Kahlua Cake I had a revelation. Then I had another slice, and another. The revelation was gone but it was clear I now had a problem. I tried every bund cake, every cheesecake, every confection. I sold my car, my boat. Now I live alone, my friends don’t call anymore but who needs friends when you have Boozy Baker XXX? and if Fredy knows what’s good for him he will keep the supply coming. True Story
Nick Simmons
Punchy McPunchface, California
All my Boozy Bitchez and I can’t get enough of Boozy Baker. It just ain’t a function without Fredy’s amazing recipes. I used to have boring partys that ended with a clean house and very little collateral damage but now we all get turnt on those delicious boozy Marshmallows!
Maria Livingston
Hotty McFineass, OnlyFanz